Nanhigyim is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, tranquil armadillo.

Nanhigyim created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanhigyim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nanhigyim, she will have a low opinion of you.

Nanhigyim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nanhigyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shave your face.