Yarlkabyar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless beaver.

Yarlkabyar created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlkabyar, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yarlkabyar, it will turn you into a mouse.

Yarlkabyar's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yarlkabyar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Hide if three mice approach from the south.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Yarlkabyar on top of all buildings.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.