Midstafapp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy dragonfly.

Midstafapp created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midstafapp, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Midstafapp, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Midstafapp's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Midstafapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never paint your hands white.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.