Rigtaggut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unfair elephant.

Rigtaggut created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigtaggut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rigtaggut, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Rigtaggut's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Rigtaggut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rigtaggut.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Rigtaggut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Run away from indigo dogs, for they are unholy.