Liprillrawfun Libmanmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, merciless otter.

Liprillrawfun Libmanmeg created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Liprillrawfun Libmanmeg, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Liprillrawfun Libmanmeg, he will turn you into a hamster.

Liprillrawfun Libmanmeg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Liprillrawfun Libmanmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Do not keep three dolphins in a large pit.

5. Never hurt squirrels.