Femtinfotbimhamlit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident bird.

Femtinfotbimhamlit created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femtinfotbimhamlit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Femtinfotbimhamlit, he will manifest in front of you.

Femtinfotbimhamlit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Femtinfotbimhamlit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Femtinfotbimhamlit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Femtinfotbimhamlit in the centre of the settlement.