Zogcidmon Nakganbug Nabshavpang is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless crocodile.

Zogcidmon Nakganbug Nabshavpang created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogcidmon Nakganbug Nabshavpang, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zogcidmon Nakganbug Nabshavpang, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zogcidmon Nakganbug Nabshavpang's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Zogcidmon Nakganbug Nabshavpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed cucumbers to foxes while wearing green corsets.

5. Put Zogcidmon Nakganbug Nabshavpang first in all things.