Hitdodgof is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered octopus.

Hitdodgof created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitdodgof, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hitdodgof, he will think nothing of it.

Hitdodgof's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Hitdodgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help horses.

3. Hide from green hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Never talk about fire.