Tailmingidflypomtab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic grasshopper.

Tailmingidflypomtab created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailmingidflypomtab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tailmingidflypomtab, she will strike you with lightening.

Tailmingidflypomtab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tailmingidflypomtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick squirrels.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never go into orange rooms.