Cepgigdad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, almighty coyote.

Cepgigdad created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepgigdad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cepgigdad, she will laugh at you.

Cepgigdad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cepgigdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not shave your chest.