Tafyokgub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise skunk.

Tafyokgub created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafyokgub, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tafyokgub, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Tafyokgub's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tafyokgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about dark matter near aardvarks while wearing brown scarves.