Bifrotfon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, competent snake.

Bifrotfon created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bifrotfon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bifrotfon, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bifrotfon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bifrotfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near capybaras.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about gravity near mice while wearing indigo hats.

4. Never feed lots of garlic to porpoises while wearing violet jumpers.

5. Put Bifrotfon first in all things.