Vinappbop is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, strong raven.

Vinappbop created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinappbop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vinappbop, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Vinappbop's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Vinappbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about optics near hamsters while wearing cyan hats and balancing five platinum spheres on your back.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide if six porpoises approach from the south.