Pomrilflow is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate jellyfish.

Pomrilflow created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomrilflow, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pomrilflow, it will ignore you.

Pomrilflow's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Pomrilflow's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.