Arnpibhak is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil fairy.

Arnpibhak created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnpibhak, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arnpibhak, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Arnpibhak's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Arnpibhak's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never wear black kilts.