Labnulpak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional centipede.

Labnulpak created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Labnulpak, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Labnulpak, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Labnulpak's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Labnulpak's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always obey Labnulpak's priests.