Yatnurort Ripwignar is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, capable jaguar.

Yatnurort Ripwignar created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatnurort Ripwignar, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yatnurort Ripwignar, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yatnurort Ripwignar's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Yatnurort Ripwignar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must love Yatnurort Ripwignar.

5. Do not eat strawberries.