Safdamvillanzedarp is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful mongoose.

Safdamvillanzedarp created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safdamvillanzedarp, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Safdamvillanzedarp, it will not care at all.

Safdamvillanzedarp's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Safdamvillanzedarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Safdamvillanzedarp's priests.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Put Safdamvillanzedarp first in all things.

5. Do not shave your neck.