Biggepnartcatlipfas Stertangodyar is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, egotistical salamander.

Biggepnartcatlipfas Stertangodyar created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biggepnartcatlipfas Stertangodyar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Biggepnartcatlipfas Stertangodyar, it will turn you into a dog.

Biggepnartcatlipfas Stertangodyar's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Biggepnartcatlipfas Stertangodyar's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Biggepnartcatlipfas Stertangodyar.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Fast once a month.