Dammigdut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest grasshopper.

Dammigdut created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dammigdut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dammigdut, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dammigdut's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dammigdut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.