Weenanmit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless eagle.

Weenanmit created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Weenanmit, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Weenanmit, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Weenanmit's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Weenanmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of gulls.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.