Jinhubflow is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unjust gnu.

Jinhubflow created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Jinhubflow, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jinhubflow, it will be very sad.

Jinhubflow's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Jinhubflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to mites while wearing indigo kilts.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not hurt geese.