Hablisttarpyamyik is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil penguin.

Hablisttarpyamyik created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hablisttarpyamyik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hablisttarpyamyik, she will manifest in front of you.

Hablisttarpyamyik's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Hablisttarpyamyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat bark.