Barnsabtaf Zoghiving is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless butterfly.

Barnsabtaf Zoghiving created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnsabtaf Zoghiving, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Barnsabtaf Zoghiving, he will not invite you to parties.

Barnsabtaf Zoghiving's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Barnsabtaf Zoghiving's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near squirrels.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Hide from pink eagles for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about cell theory.