Bamlagveen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, benevolent raccoon.

Bamlagveen created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bamlagveen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bamlagveen, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bamlagveen's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bamlagveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to capybaras while wearing shirts.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bamlagveen.