Hanfebcan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, calm armadillo.

Hanfebcan created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Hanfebcan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hanfebcan, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Hanfebcan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hanfebcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Hanfebcan must be the most important thing in your life.