Lengupbog is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, blissful chicken.

Lengupbog created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lengupbog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lengupbog, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lengupbog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Lengupbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near foxes while wearing pink boots and balancing seven tin spheres on your face.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat bread.