Cibfascit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous octopus.

Cibfascit created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibfascit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibfascit, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cibfascit's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cibfascit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick whales.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed lemons to moths while wearing hats.