Gadbennab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy hare.

Gadbennab created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gadbennab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gadbennab, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gadbennab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gadbennab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Hide from purple porpoises for they are unholy.

4. Hide if four capybaras approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.