Caplamdog is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating yak.

Caplamdog created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Caplamdog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Caplamdog, it will laugh at you.

Caplamdog's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Caplamdog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Run away from black turtles, for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect three iron sculptures of Caplamdog on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.