Flandissven Yatsogbast is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate dragon.

Flandissven Yatsogbast created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flandissven Yatsogbast, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flandissven Yatsogbast, she will turn you into a mole.

Flandissven Yatsogbast's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Flandissven Yatsogbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flandissven Yatsogbast.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Flandissven Yatsogbast in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to music.