Ditbellyamdubvedarf Carrilljen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage pig.

Ditbellyamdubvedarf Carrilljen created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditbellyamdubvedarf Carrilljen, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditbellyamdubvedarf Carrilljen, it will cry a lot.

Ditbellyamdubvedarf Carrilljen's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ditbellyamdubvedarf Carrilljen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Ditbellyamdubvedarf Carrilljen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Do not eat parsnips.