Fobfobjarnveg is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, almighty crab.

Fobfobjarnveg created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobfobjarnveg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fobfobjarnveg, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fobfobjarnveg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fobfobjarnveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Fobfobjarnveg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must love Fobfobjarnveg.

5. Fast once a month.