Bablakcan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, amazing finch.

Bablakcan created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bablakcan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bablakcan, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bablakcan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bablakcan's Holy Commandments

1. Bablakcan loves snails, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Worship no other gods but Bablakcan.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Bablakcan must be the most important thing in your life.