Yarpfasyak is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, witless crane.

Yarpfasyak created water four years ago.

If you believe in Yarpfasyak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yarpfasyak, she will turn you into a rock.

Yarpfasyak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Yarpfasyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never pour water over plants.