Sawbesscid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing ant.

Sawbesscid created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawbesscid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sawbesscid, it will turn you into a dog.

Sawbesscid's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sawbesscid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Sawbesscid on top of all buildings.

2. Never feed lemons to birds while wearing kilts.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Do not shave your feet.