Kenbigpakweg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful elephant.

Kenbigpakweg created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Kenbigpakweg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kenbigpakweg, she will jump up and down on your head.

Kenbigpakweg's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kenbigpakweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never chant near eagles.

3. Always help hamsters.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Kenbigpakweg on top of all buildings.

5. Always look after injured badgers.