Fasvenbonk Omtfotgigyart is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy swan.

Fasvenbonk Omtfotgigyart created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasvenbonk Omtfotgigyart, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fasvenbonk Omtfotgigyart, she will turn you into a mouse.

Fasvenbonk Omtfotgigyart's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fasvenbonk Omtfotgigyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Feed all hungry mites.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Hide if five badgers approach from the south.

5. Never wear turquoise trousers.