Taptarrip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, smart camel.

Taptarrip created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Taptarrip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Taptarrip, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Taptarrip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Taptarrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Worship no other gods but Taptarrip.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Always take life seriously.