Minrawhit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful wyvern.

Minrawhit created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Minrawhit, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Minrawhit, she will destroy your favourite star.

Minrawhit's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Minrawhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Never paint your back violet.

4. Worship no other gods but Minrawhit.

5. Minrawhit loves horses, so they must be respected.