Flagdaplamsandfidlidomindon is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, emotional duck.

Flagdaplamsandfidlidomindon created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagdaplamsandfidlidomindon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flagdaplamsandfidlidomindon, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flagdaplamsandfidlidomindon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Flagdaplamsandfidlidomindon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.