Bafsadfar is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, capable grasshopper.

Bafsadfar created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafsadfar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bafsadfar, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bafsadfar's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bafsadfar's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bafsadfar.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Never wear black dresses.

5. Do not cook food in pots.