Yattlistmif is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, resourceful finch.

Yattlistmif created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattlistmif, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yattlistmif, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yattlistmif's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Yattlistmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of nuts to snakes while wearing purple boots.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Run away if six doves approach from the north.

5. Do not listen to music.