Yarlrandon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless fish.

Yarlrandon created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlrandon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yarlrandon, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yarlrandon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Yarlrandon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Never go into violet rooms.