Bethomtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, annoying elephant.

Bethomtonk created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bethomtonk, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bethomtonk, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bethomtonk's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bethomtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not take Bethomtonk's name in vain.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat green fruit.