Padyatsand is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful dugong.

Padyatsand created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Padyatsand, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Padyatsand, she will ignore you.

Padyatsand's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Padyatsand's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near moths while wearing white kilts and balancing six silver spheres on your face.