Wabdamwan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful duck.

Wabdamwan created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabdamwan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wabdamwan, she will not invite you to parties.

Wabdamwan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Wabdamwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wabdamwan.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Always take life seriously.