Xuchunlanflykabdutsom is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, fussy giraffe.

Xuchunlanflykabdutsom created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuchunlanflykabdutsom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xuchunlanflykabdutsom, he will be mildly annoyed.

Xuchunlanflykabdutsom's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Xuchunlanflykabdutsom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Hide if eight mice approach from the west.

5. Feed all hungry swans.