Dadzaghigjig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ruthless crab.

Dadzaghigjig created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadzaghigjig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dadzaghigjig, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Dadzaghigjig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dadzaghigjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Retreat if five gulls approach from the south.