Larpdosslagfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate bat.

Larpdosslagfarn created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Larpdosslagfarn, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Larpdosslagfarn, she will destroy your home solar system.

Larpdosslagfarn's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Larpdosslagfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not keep three porpoises in a large pit.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.